The dynamic duo ( well, the Squire is dynamic! ) is back to bring you another song just for Plurkers. SquireHogg has done his usual magnificent job, making even the weird words of KDFrawg sound good. This time it’s an old show tune, and the Squire has given it the full treatment! It captures a lot of the way Plurk feels on a really good night. SquireHogg is one of the most talented people on Plurk and we are incredibly lucky having him use his talents for Plurk-good and not Plurk-evil. With no further ado, I present:

There’s No Business Like Plurk Business
©2008 by Michael W. Jones and Howard M. Segal

There’s No Business Like Plurk Business

I’m KDFrawg and I wish I could do what SquireHogg can do!

(as requested, here’s the lyrics…)

MEN’S CHORUS:
The timeline, responses, the critters, the Plurks
The Plurkers who lift you when you’re down

WOMEN’S CHORUS:
The typos, the bad plurks, the back bites, the blues
The @amix who escorts you out of town

MEN’S CHORUS:
The First Plurk when your heart beats like a drum

WOMEN’S CHORUS:
The long nights when the Plurks just won’t come

ALL:
There’s no business like Plurk business
Like no business I know

MEN’S CHORUS:
Everything about it is appealing

WOMEN’S CHORUS:
Everything the timeline will allow

MEN’S CHORUS:
No where could you have that Plurkish feeling
Why wait for later, you can Plurk now!

ALL:
There’s no people like Plurk people
They Plurk when they are low

MEN’S CHORUS:
Yesterday they told you Plurk would not go far

WOMEN’S CHORUS:
One night Plurk opened and there you are

MEN’S CHORUS:
Today on your profile they have hung a star

ALL:
Let’s go on with the show

MEN’S CHORUS:
The lurkers, the Plurkers, the moaners, the clowns
The Plurkabouts that Plurk around ’til dawn

WOMEN’S CHORUS:
The guy-Plurks, the gal_plurks, the smilers, the frowns
The Plurkage with the verbs all pasted on

MEN’S CHORUS:
The re-Plurks and the new Plurks and the old

WOMEN’S CHORUS:
The Plurkage you posted was so bold

ALL:
There’s no business like Plurk business
If you tell me that it’s so
Plurking with the country is so thrilling
Typing out in fun each Plurking night
Plurking as you watch the timeline filling
And see your Plurking up there in the lights

There’s no people like Plurk people
They smile when they are low
Even with a Plurky that you know will fold
You may be stranded out in the cold
Still you wouldn’t trade it for a sack o’ gold
Let’s go on with the Plurk
Let’s go on with the Plurk!
The Plurk!
The Plurk!